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So, spring is nearly here. In the college world ring by spring fever is beginning to settle. People who were once sane and care free are beginning to plan out their marriages, families, and lives. Four years of hard work, sweat, tears boils down to finding a mate and following them to med school. I personally, am waiting for all of the marriage offers to begin pouring in. I have to admit, I'm pretty picky. I'm not going to accept a ring from just anyone. In fact, I've complied a list of acceptable candidates. Each of these gentlemen would be good for me at this point in my life where I'm mostly focused on physical beauty, muscles, and the ability to write a quality French novel.

Here's my list if you see any of these guys point them in my direction!

10. Matt Damon

I hear all of this talk of people f***ing Matt Damon. He's definitely hot right now.

9. Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake is just such a cutie! And he seems nice, I bet he's nice! Oh and funny, funny is good!

8. Jude Law

Hey, every list has to have a bad boy on it. Perhaps I can change him... And he has the accent. There is nothing better than a good accent!

7. Albert Camus

Ok, so Camus isn't exactly among the living any more, but that's just a technicality. There is nothing more existential than no longer existing.

6. James Marsden

Let's face it he's prince charming.

5. Leonardo Dicaprio

I have to tell you, I've loved Leo since Titanic. This guy is just so talented. He could talk me down from the stern of a steam-liner any day!

4. Mr. Darcy

Ok, who could say no to the charm of Mr. Darcy. Hey I know he's a fictional character, but who really cares. It's hard to find a real life guy this wonderful.

3. Johnny Depp

One of the best looking pirates out there... you understand the appeal ;)

2. Ryan Reynolds

I don't know where the heck he came from, but I am glad he has appeared. Ryan just seems so nice... and he has a nice body. Well rounded niceness is much appreciated.

1. Orlando Bloom

Ah yes, I love Orlando. He is just sooooo nice to look at. A lot of times people forget how much of a stud Orlando really is, this is the same dude that went skydiving while filming LOTR.

the refrigerator of tomorrow!...

I once bought a 1950s advertisement for a refrigerator at the Place St. Anne, the downtown plaza of Rennes, for five euros.

Always ahead of technology, "FRIGIDAIRE" launches, on the French Market, the refrigerator that, by unsuspected advantages in Europe, has responded to all the demands of the American public:

• The largest capacity under the most reduced cluttering
• The possibility to go to the market no more than once a week, even for a family of 6-8 people
• A consumption incredibly reduced thanks to the rotating compressor ECOWATT
• ...and all the other perfections of "FRIGIDAIRE".

ORDER TODAY...

the MASTER 741, the genuine FRIGIDAIRE

Really, I just bought it for the woman pictured. We initially see an elegant woman donning a fancy dress,  proudly sitting in the fridge of the future. Yet she fools us. Actually, she was so ecstatic to own the Master 741, she had overestimated the amount of space it holds. In her one trip to the supermarché, she bought the entire store. Now trapped in by a cornucopia of food, she must eat her way out in order to escape the confines the fridge. Sheer brilliance.